e-alloftheabove:

prepaidwifi:

my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour

Future engineer
5thavenueprince:

amen.
jonsn:

Did you guys know you can’t wash feather pillows? Because I didn’t.

meghammer:

A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos

THIS IS MY ALLTIME FAVORITE POST

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vivalajayx3:

Lmao
sexurban:

THIS FUCK

dampsandwich:

i hope you pour your cereal and then realize you have no milk

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lalalalopez:

souffles-against-thedaleks:

heyfunniest:

single dads are the most hilarious.

my god, that is genius.

I’m fucking crying OMG lol the fact that this worked OMG
sassygaytardis:

I didn’t come here to make friends. I came here to become America’s next top model.

the-absolute-best-posts:

devidsketchbook:

WORLD’S BEST FATHER

Dave Engledow (facebook) - “I have never pursued any sort of career in photography, although I have had a small number of gallery exhibitions and scattered publication. I am relatively new to the world of digital photography-I was inspired to purchase my first DSLR in 2010, upon learning that my wife was pregnant with our first child. I have shot and edited more images in the past year than I have in the previous 10 years combined. Since the birth of our daughter Alice Bee in December 2010, the majority of my inspiration has stemmed from creatively documenting the first moments of her life in our family.”

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

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If you can pin me down in bed and hold my hand at dinner then you basically meet my standards

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